"A decision is due to be made today whether a billboard labelling President Bush an 'evil bastard' is appropriate. The Hell Pizza billboards have been erected around Auckland and Wellington. Half of the poster is taken up with a photo of the president and the other half has the phrase 'Hell: Too Good For Some Evil Bastards.'
I'll take mine with a fresh Administration, heaping environmental standards, hold the Patriot Act, the Iraq War and corruption with a side of affordable health care for everyone!"