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Friday, August 19, 2005

Office Humor





Best Out of Office Auto Replies Ever...
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $15.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

You could always learn some Totally Useless Office Skills (VIA Found on the Web). Useless, perhaps. But always silly fun! A fresh tip every day. But if that isn't enough, then you may want to check out a few more fun links:

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Your Workplace
Office Olympics
Office Pranks
Toys For Your Desk
Demotivators: Increasing Success By Lowering Expectations
Some Reasons To Be Late
Ways To Take A Sick Day
Office Jokes
Familiar Faces; New Jobs
|| JM, 12:06 AM

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