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Monday, August 15, 2005

Nuggets Of Knowledge


Wino Wisdom

“Bar stools are like prostitutes. And if you think one belongs just to you, you’re setting yourself up for a lifetime of heartbreak.”
Unnamed drunk rebuffing a regular’s claim of dominion at Jay’s Lounge.

“Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.”
Graffiti in the men’s room of Gritty McDuff’s Portland Brew Pub, Portland, ME.

“Either I’ve fallen down or you guys have turned into giants.”
Joey D. enjoying his new perspective from the floor of the Lion’s Lair Lounge.
|| JM, 10:23 PM

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