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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Make It So

101 reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk (VIA Found on the Web)
  • Two Words: better voice.
  • Picard hates children -- Kirk once rescued a bunch of patricidal little maniacs, tried to console them, and almost lost his ship and crew in the process.
  • Though admittedly he's seldom a patron, Picard's ship actually has a BAR.
  • Two words: better actor.
  • Picard has never been made into a bad Filmation cartoon.
  • If poor judgement were bricks, Kirk would be a housing project.

    • And for more Star Trek fun, be sure to check out McSweeney's Klingon Fairy Tales.
    || JM, 8:55 PM

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