John's Blog

You can always count on "Something Awful" to find the funny side of just about any subject. They recently turned their attention to the personal ads found at Hot or Not? Cruel, but funny.

And on a related note, you get accustomed to ignoring the ads for sites such as Adult Friendfinder as the white noise of the web. I'm not looking, but if I were I wouldn't be inclined to use them since there ads usually appear so bogus. But recently I noticed a sidebar for a similar service (Amateur Match) that looks even more fake. At least the AF ads read a cookie with your zip and populate the data with a variety of "local" addresses. The AM folks were a bit more lazy, and just use your zip to tell you where these "hot & horny" folks live. Geesh, you expect me to believe that my little town is full of this many women looking for "fun"? Do I look that stupid? (Don't answer that!)

If you need to view the dark side of dating, you can always count on "Craiglist" for some interesting insights:
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