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Friday, July 08, 2005

That Explains It!

Top 11 reasons Sandra Day O'Connor retired from the Supreme Court:
  • Right leaning Court insisted on 'ladies first' protocol.
  • Wants to start a family.
  • Once California court found Jackson not guilty, she could move on without fear for Michael.
  • Tired of Justice Thomas' referring to her as 'The Swinger' vote.
  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still a size two! That b----!
  • Jan Brady Middle Child Syndrome: 'Scalia, Scalia, Scalia.'
  • "Paper covers rock, Renquist stays, O'Connor goes."
  • Chief Justice Renquist can't retire until his replacement has been confirmed to a lower post.
  • Threats to take Justice Thomas' constant sexual harassment all the way to the Supreme Court met with laughter.
  • Offered a reality show by Court TV.
  • Karl Rove said she didn't have to stay anymore.
    • || JM, 12:07 AM

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