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Monday, July 25, 2005

The Rules

The Men Commandments (VIA randomstuff)
Violate the rules and you are out of the man club:
  • No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.
  • It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
  • Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.
  • If a Man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
  • Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.
  • || JM, 12:05 AM


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