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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Excuses

Welcome to "all bullet-point Wednesday"!

Top Excuses for Not Updating Blog
  • Computer incapacitated by baloney sandwich wedged in D: drive
  • Hospitalized following drunken fracas at LegoLand
  • Grounded
  • Developed carpal-tunnel syndrome following launch of HotMaryPoppinsAction.com
  • Didn’t feel like it
  • || JM, 12:13 PM

    1 Comments:

    FBI confiscated computer before shipping blogger to Gitmo.
    Blogger STP, at 9:13 PM  

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