ATTENTION, LOVERS (OF SUBTLE WIT)
Davy Barry points us to a not so subtle game featuring a few pick-up lines you may (or may not) want to try out:Could I touch your belly button. from the inside?
If you were a burger from McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your tag says "Made in the USA," but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you
If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!
And a few more that are even worse