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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Tacky Stuff



The Bottom 5: The Most Tasteless Porcelain Figures
"That's right—for the low, low price of just $195, you can buy your very own skank. Previously, the only places you could actually see biker sluts were at truck stops, motels, and those unnamed bars with the solid-steel doors. But now, thanks to the Franklin Mint, you can put your own chain-belt-wearing, tattooed, Farrah-haired biker bitch on display in your living room. Just think of how your dinner guests will gaze in wonder at Candy's sassy style and come-hither looks. "Ready for any adventure," declares the ad copy. Grab a few bottles of Jack and let's party!"
|| JM, 12:24 PM

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