
FROM: I Love BaconIn the event you need to do some research,
Urban Dictionary offers up 4 images, 25 sounds(?!), and 217 definitions; something there to amuse and/or offend just about everybody. And a few interesting facts from
Bob From Accounting:
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150But there are some things
that should NEVER be said, and if you slip up, perhaps a
peace offering might be in order!
On a serious note, at least I live in a state that
allows me to decide what to do with my penis!