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Friday, June 10, 2005

Pvt. Johnson Reporting!



FROM: I Love Bacon
In the event you need to do some research, Urban Dictionary offers up 4 images, 25 sounds(?!), and 217 definitions; something there to amuse and/or offend just about everybody. And a few interesting facts from Bob From Accounting:
  • Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
  • Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
  • Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
  • Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
  • Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
  • Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

    • But there are some things that should NEVER be said, and if you slip up, perhaps a peace offering might be in order!

    On a serious note, at least I live in a state that allows me to decide what to do with my penis!
    || JM, 12:13 AM

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