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Friday, June 03, 2005

Prepare The Bonfire

More Scandalous Books
A follow-up to the 10 Books That Send Conservatives Into Fits:
  • Goodnight Moon. Because the bunny is wearing blue pajamas and we all know what that means.
  • Webster's Dictionary---Because it has all "those words" in it.
  • Roget's Thesaurus---Because it helps you find even more ways to say "those words."
  • The Pet Goat. Because even the hardiest freepers cringe when they think about Bush and those seven minutes on 9/11. Ticktockticktock...
  • Yertle the Turtle. Rick Santorum can't read it without fainting. It's just all male turtle on turtle on turtle...wriggling and writhing and wet. What's next...a "Pride" parade??
  • Richard Scarry's Best Counting Book Ever. Because math leads to science. Science leads to heathen claptrap like "evolution" and "global warming" and "stem-cell research."
  • Alice in Wonderland. Written by a pothead for potheads seeking to legitimize the reefer.
  • Leadership Secrets of Attila the Hun. Actually...they can live with that one.
    • || JM, 7:19 AM

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