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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Love Notes

50 and Then Some (VIA Freakgirl)
A few follow-ups to an updating of 45 Additional Ways to Leave Your Lover:
  • Feed him bad fish, Trish
  • Take A Long Hike, Mike
  • Curse him like a sailor, Taylor!
  • Force him to deplane, Dewayne
  • Hit him with a thesaurus, Dorris
  • Stab him in his belly, Kelly

    • And consider the following information from Attu sees all: "I'm not speaking from first hand experience here but I have a feeling that having multiple partners is probably not as enjoyable as you might fantasize. Just in case you get the opportunity, you might want to study these positions"
    || JM, 12:01 AM

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