The Prime Number Sh!tt!ng Bear (
VIA Found On The Web)
I wasn't aware of the need for a site like this, but if prime numbers passing through a bears' butt is your thing, this should be right up your alley.
Also, from Found On The Web, a few of the
World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms:
Badgering the witness
Firing the presidential staff
Fishing for zipper trout
Having a play date with your little friend
Having a staff meeting
Polishing the family jewels