"Everybody's favorite: Barbecued Tomatoes & heated French Fries on the grill." Thanks to
Retro Randy and Better Homes & Gardens, we can turn back the hands of time to 1956 and fire up a
retro-BBQ. Or we could take a few tips from The Onion on
Hosting a Barbecue:
"Here are a few basic safety rules and outdoor-cooking tips to help make sure you and your family enjoy a tasty, safe summer cookout:"Marinate your ribs in bourbon before barbecuing. The best way to do this is by pouring the whiskey down your throat.
One safety tip to keep in mind while barbecuing is that you should never, ever light your house on fire.
Don't forget to repeatedly baste your cooking pork in barbecue sauce, which will "mask the spoiled taste."
When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.And while you're at the Onion, be sure to check out
Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk, Say Snickering Researchers. But apparently,
not everyone will find this funny. There are some who who would even say "
urine trouble"!
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