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Sunday, June 12, 2005

A Few Lists

FROM Merlin's Lists of 5ives:

Five things it’s probably better not to do when you’re kind of drunk
  • buy domain names
  • hire an attorney
  • do lots of file management from the command line
  • sort out your finances
  • telephone people you remember fondly from elementary school


    • Five favorite rumors of my childhood
  • Bubble Yum is made from spiders’ eggs
  • Mikey died from mixing Pop-Rocks and Coke
  • That one really weird teacher is “a gay”
  • People get beheaded on Space Mountain, literally, every day
  • One time, Rod Stewart drank a gallon of semen and totally had to have his stomach pumped


    • Five things you must abandon immediately
  • ironic trucker cap
  • aviator sunglasses
  • “vintage” t-shirt from Urban Outfitters
  • cutesy truncated words (“obvs,” “whatevs,” et al.)
  • back tattoos of fanciful creatures
    • || JM, 8:26 AM

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