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Thursday, June 16, 2005

The Bard Of Insults

Shakespeare Insult Kit (VIA The Guabancex Blog)
An effective, low effort way to express your anger and come up with some new insults. Just pick one from each column and then tack "thou" on the front. Let the fun begin:
  • Thou bootless beef-witted flap-dragon
  • Thou fobbing boil-brained harpy
  • Thou loggerheaded ill-breeding foot-licker
  • Thou puking swag-bellied maggot-pie
  • Thou tottering flap-mouthed ratsbane
    • || JM, 10:17 PM

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