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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Uncanny Parallels

Is Yoda Amish? (VIA Information Junk)
  • The Amish speak English, but to today's standards their English sounds very funny. EG: "Thee shall milk thy cows." Yoda's English is also very strange sounding to the normal English Speaker. EG: "Why wish you become Jedi Hmmm?"
  • Harrison Ford was in Witness. Harrison Ford was in the Star Wars Trilogy.
  • Weird Al wrote a song called "Amish Paradise." Weird Al wrote a song called "Yoda."
  • The Amish never carry lightsabers. Yoda never had a lightsaber in the movies.
    • || JM, 6:43 AM

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