John's Blog

I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that I scored "74% sleazy" on this purity test. I guess I could have done worse, like I did on the seXXX or Something Else quiz. The quiz asks "are these people engaged in sex or doing something else?" I only got 9 out of 16 correct, which is sorta' lame, but I guess it explains so much!

And be sure to mark this on your calendar for tomorrow; the Masterbate-a-thon, which brings National Masturbation Month to a climax! (Sorry, I couldn't help myself!) I did have to check out The Masturbation Hall of Fame just to make sure that I wasn't listed there. In the event you want to celebrate with style, you may wish to order one of these sex toys which combine form and function nicely and are adorned with diamonds, sapphires, and other precious stones.

And if you want a sound track for when you "get busy", be sure to download the album Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka; Porn Music For The Masses Volume 1 provided by Comfort Stand, a community driven label where releases are free and they provide artwork and liner notes. Featuring such classics as "Take Me Now!, Suck My Disc" and many, many more! Turn down the lights, pour a glass of wine, and get ready to party!