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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Quote(s)-A-'Da-Day:

"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own."
Aristotle
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Milton Berle
Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" "Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" "Wasn't there any change?"
Erma Bombeck
"Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory."
Will Durant
"Only mothers can think of the future-because they give birth to it in their children."
Maxim Gorky
"God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers."
Rudyard Kipling
|| JM, 9:08 AM

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