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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Mix It Up

McSweeney's: THE SETTINGS THAT WOULD BE ON A BLENDER TODAY IF THE BLENDER HAD BEEN INVENTED, SAY, 100 YEARS BEFORE ITS ACTUAL INVENTION DATE OF 1922
  • Cleave
  • Conmix
  • Commingle
  • Interlard
  • Fashion Into a Thick, Uniform Paste
  • Engruel
  • Rend Asunder
  • Fragment
  • Thresh With Surpassing Rapidity
  • || JM, 8:55 AM

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