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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Just Don't Kick The Tires!

Something Awful: Compare Your Genitals to Cars!
"like the Hummer H2: it's massive, imposing, and inefficient. Despite its fearsome appearance, it falls apart when it sees any serious use, and is mostly used by soccer moms....like a scooter; it's kind of small and your friends would laugh at you if they knew you rode it, but it's a lot of fun to ride and it's a lot more powerful than it looks....like a camry, average but very reliable with high user satisfaction ratings. Also been driven alot in the US and Asia."
|| JM, 8:33 AM

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