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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

How Many Does It Take?



A fantastic Wikipedia piece about the classic Lightbulb joke:
"The lightbulb joke is an example of an endless-variations joke and has possibly thousands of versions covering every imaginable culture, belief, occupation and special-interest group. Generally the punchline is not complimentary to the group providing the subject of the joke."
A Few Examples:
Q: How many [insert chosen group here] does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten - one to hold the lightbulb and nine to turn the ladder around.

Q: How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

And to REALLY beat a dead horse, a few more light bulb links:
Light Bulb Jokes
MORE Light Bulb Jokes
Canonical List of Light Bulb Jokes
Light Bulb Joke Of The Day
How Light Bulbs Work
The First Light Bulb
The invention of the Light Bulb
History of the Lightbulb
Antique Light Bulbs
The Longest Burning Light Bulb
We Sell Light Bulbs
Incandescent Diagram
|| JM, 8:25 AM

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