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Saturday, May 28, 2005

Classic Novel Drinking Game

Drinking Games
"Take one drink of whiskey each time you are frustrated by a passage that critics claim is essential to understanding the central metaphor of the book because it seems like a lot of crap about umbrellas or some shit."

"Take one drink of vodka each time several extremely important characters, all having indistinguishably similar names, are introduced simultaneously about 300 pages into the book."

"Take one drink of brandy each time forget the reason you are spending three months slogging through an impenetrable morass of flowery, paid-by-the-word-prose and intensely dull descriptions of societal mores that went out of fashion a hundred years ago."
|| JM, 8:26 AM

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