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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Audible Penis



Caution: Sitting down may cause your erection to become noisy!
FROM: Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness (VIA Incoming Signals)
"Wacky, bizarre, surreal and otherwise strange examples of technical documentation, particularly illustration." And in Darrens' blog he points us to a funny piece from The New Yorker which imagines a talking monkey giving his first press conference:

"I feel like I have to take a dump right now.

But instead of speaking about the similarities between humans and?

Ahh. That’s better. Dump taken. Where was I?

Similarities. Right. But instead of speaking about similarities I’d like to take this time to—

I’m sorry, you people in the first few rows. Apparently, my dump somehow offends you? Perhaps if I gather it up and fling it at you, you’ll think twice next time before you wrinkle your dinky noses at my healthy and natural exudate. Is that what I should do? Because it’s very easy. All I have to do is scoop it up like this and—"
|| JM, 12:23 AM

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