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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Ain't Happening!

Things That Don't Exist (VIA Metafilter)
The list at this site goes on too long, is way too silly, has a ton of obscure inside humor, but as a result of all that I couldn't stop reading!
  • an Amish newscaster
  • Pope John Paul George Ringo
  • An American who doesn't secretly want to be a Canadian.
  • Invisible cows... OR DO THEY?
  • An inch of shame in those public AOL chats
  • A bad cover song by Cake
  • Social Security crisis
  • Bush's dignity
  • Ann Coulter's point, really.
  • Microsoft program/OS that actually does what's expected of it
  • Cops named Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Easy-E and Dr. Dre
  • General Tso's Meatloaf
    • || JM, 7:23 AM

    1 Comments:

    Groan. You are right. I will pass it on....
    Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:18 AM  

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