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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The Vacation Ends

The first day back to work after vacation, and it really sucked. 85 e-mails and a stack of work a foot high waiting on my desk. According to Chris from Rude Cactus, it could be worse:
"I suppose it could be worse. I could be...
...back in college, just waking up to the realization that I have a final in five minutes and skipped class so often I have no idea where the classroom is
...one of those dudes that empties septic tanks for a living and drives one of those big-ass trucks full of god knows what (but god really does know and so do we...ew) all day long
...Michael Jackson
...one of Michael Jackson's kids
...in prison, having been falsely accused and tried after being set up by a one-armed man
...under attack by evil, alien forces sent on a mission to uproot humanity from the solar system and mine the earth for its vast quantities of Twinkies and romance novels, without which their civilization will be unable to maintain itself for more than another five pixtrons (roughly equivalent to a thousand of our earth years)..."
|| JM, 12:03 AM

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