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Monday, April 18, 2005

To Boldly Go Away

How Fans Can Cope with the End of First-Run “Star Trek” Episodes
I finally remembered to watch the Star Trek episode that I had taped, and had enjoyed it until I read this list, and then felt like a geek.
  • Enter into suicide pact with coworkers from Radio Shack.
  • Take this as a sign to finally grow up and become pathologically obsessed with a professional sports team instead.
  • Weep for future generations that may never know the singular joy that is “Star Trek” hardcore porn online fan fiction.
  • Stare in unblinking disbelief at what The New York Times chose to run as a banner headline on their front page instead of “The End of ‘Star Trek.’”
  • Face the painful truth that your fixation on “Star Trek” was just an excuse to avoid real world responsibilities, personal accountability and the oft-harsh rigors of maturity, all of which can be easily eschewed by simply camping out now for the opening day of “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.”
    • || JM, 7:45 AM

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