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Thursday, April 21, 2005
The Next Thing
McSweeney's: The Next Thing Said After Select Famous PhrasesMission Control to Neil Armstrong: "Wow, poetic. But between you and us, you're pissing yourself right now, aren't you?"
Aide to FDR: "And sharks. Lots of people are scared shitless of sharks."
Bystander to Thomas Edison: "Then I guess my farmhands should form a think tank."
Baseball player to Yogi Berra: "In the sense that you just said something stupid, yes."
|| JM, 9:38 AM