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Thursday, April 28, 2005

New Slang

New Office Slang
  • Adminisphere - The rarified organizational layers above the rank and file that makes decisions that are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant.
  • Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "I dunno, ask Rick. He's our alpha geek."
  • Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
  • Mouse Potato - The online generation's answer to the couch potato.
  • Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. "God, today was a total salmon day!"
  • Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
    • || JM, 7:12 AM

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