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Friday, April 29, 2005

Meow

McSWEENEY'S:TRANSLATED THOUGHTS AND QUESTIONS THAT ARE RUNNING THROUGH A NORTH KOREAN REFUGEE'S MIND WHEN HE IS AWARDED POLITICAL ASYLUM IN THE UNITED STATES, SETTLES DOWN, TURNS ON THE TELEVISION,AND THE FIRST THING HE SEES IS A FANCY FEAST CAT-FOOD COMMERCIAL
Cats in the United States get to choose. Between poultry and seafood. Between fillet and pâté. Between sliced and minced turkey. What?
Cats in America are waited on by their own personal butler.
I suppose it is better to have a reclusive cat than a reclusive dictator.
In America, cats eat choice cuts of chicken out of handcrafted crystal Tiffany goblets.

|| JM, 7:09 AM

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