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Saturday, March 05, 2005
Updated: "Who's On First?"
McSweeneys: Who's On First? (A CUSTOMER steps up to a video-store counter with a stack of videos.) CASHIER: Hi. Did you find everything you wanted? CUSTOMER: (Handing over membership card.) Yes, thanks. (Pause.) When is this one due back? CASHIER: The day after tomorrow. CUSTOMER: Yeah, when's it due back? CASHIER: The day after tomorrow. CUSTOMER: Yes. The Day After Tomorrow. CASHIER: Right. CUSTOMER: Right. When's it due back? CASHIER: The day after tomorrow. CUSTOMER: I mean the movie. The Day After Tomorrow. When is it due?
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