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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Unspoken Afterthoughts

McSweeneys: Unspoken Afterthoughts to Childhood Catch Phrases
God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt ... but rocks do.
Pretty girls have all the fun ... and all the babies ... and none of the diplomas.
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me ... except when spoken by my overly critical, infantilizing mother.
You catch more bees with honey ... but who the hell wants to catch bees?
Treat others as you wish to be treated ... unless you're a masochist.
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all ... it's better to lash out unexpectedly.
Jesus loves you ... but he's the only one, you sanctimonious shit.
|| JM, 9:17 AM

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