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Saturday, March 19, 2005

That's Hot....(not)

The 30 least hot things you can say to a naked woman (VIA MetaFilter)
  • "Good morning Cheryl. I mean, um, Sharon."
  • "Is it okay with you if I take this slow? I haven't done this in, like, fifteen years."
  • "I can't stop touching you. Stupid OCD."
  • "Can we do that again? I forgot to hit record on my camera."
  • "Waking up with you is even better than sleeping with you, because you steal all the covers while sleeping."
  • "Let's play hooky today. You won't get in trouble -- I am your principal, after all"
    • || JM, 7:18 AM

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