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Monday, March 14, 2005

Now You Can Too!

How to write like conservatives
" You too could be a syndicated columnist dumbing down political discourse in the pages of America's newspapers..... Get your history book. Throw it out the window. Now, as an exercise in Academic Freedom, write your own history book. Do not include references to separation of church and state, deism, slavery, the Great Depression, McCarthyism, the Vietnam War, Watergate or the Clinton surplus. Include only one chapter on the 1990s and instead of writing it yourself, simply copy and paste the entire text of the Ken Starr Report.

Now get out your Bible. With your Sharpie, black out all the sections which do not specifically mention homosexuality. Now print the remaining passages on a three-by-five inch note card. This is your new Bible. Have it laminated.

Take quotes out of context to support ridiculous claims. Lie incessantly. When people object to your methods and disagree with your point of view, attack their patriotism....." (VIA Cynical-C Blog)
|| JM, 10:27 AM

1 Comments:

I understand the more closed minded one is; the higher the pay.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:34 PM  

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