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Monday, March 28, 2005

Bumper Sticker Wisdom

  • The proctologist called...they found your head.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don’t have any film.
  • I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
  • Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
  • Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
  • Hang up and drive!!
    • || JM, 7:14 AM

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