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Saturday, February 12, 2005

Valentine's Day Links



Be My Anti-Valentine
"Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.

Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-covered equivalent) on February 14th."

And a few alternative points of view from UrbanDictionary.com:
"Valentine's Day: a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk......A day in which cards, candies and gifts are bought for one's signifigant other, in hopes that their signifigant other may allow them to release oxytocin and vasopressin into their systems, making their brain patterns appear as though they are snorting cocaine."

Almost Un-Bearable!
The most authentic and effective way to express deep feelings of lust, love and like to that special someone. Perfect for Valentine's Day!

White Castles Offer Candlelight Dinner
When you care enough to give the very best......or are either brave or stupid!

Valentine's Day Survival Kit
|| JM, 7:19 AM

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