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Urban Dictionary: Super Bowl
"Americans think they are hardasses because they play "football", but the truth is that they had to come up with their own version of a game called football cause they sucked at real game! Everyone knows that soccer is the real game of football."

McSweeney's: Super Bowl Lore
"In the '70s, it was the Pittsburgh Steelers who were America's darlings. Before Super Bowl XIII, the Cowboys' "Hollywood" Henderson told the press that Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw "couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the C and the A." He was correct.

In Super Bowl VII, Miami held Richard Nixon to just 18 yards on 14 rushing attempts as the Dolphins defeated Washington 24-20.

Go Eagles! At least, for this guy's sake!