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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Quote(s)-A-'Da-Day:

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
Dave Barry

"There are three faithful friends--an old wife, an old dog and ready money."
Ben Franklin

"They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated,why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!"
David Letterman

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley

"If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people."
Karel Capek
|| JM, 9:08 PM

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