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Monday, February 28, 2005

More Haiku

Office Haiku
What is an Office Haiku? Ancient Japanese poets created the Haiku form of poetry as a method of describing pastoral beauty. Traditional Haiku conclude with a new observation or an epiphany. When Haiku came to English, they were restricted to a syllabic pattern of 5,7,5.

Office Haiku employ the syllabic pattern 5,7,5 and conclude with an often humorous epiphany about the work place.
Hourly Wages
Fail to pay for gas and tolls.
Should have stayed at home.

My life has become
Microsoft Windows Update
Install in progress

The boss wonders why
Productivity declines.
No bonus this year!
MORE work haiku at: WORKHAIKU.com
OR, for other work related stress relief you could Shove Your Boss Down A Garbage Disposal
|| JM, 9:17 AM

1 Comments:

The above Office Haiku come from ianmacallen.com
Anonymous Ian, at 3:14 PM  

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