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McDonald's Bathroom Attendant
Wow, this is too funny. The only thing that I objected to is that I didn't think of it first!
"The idea was to deck out a fast food joint with all the trappings of a five star restaurant. There would be a Maitre D' standing behind a podium asking for your reservation, a hostess to seat you, a waiter to take your order, and an attendant in the bathroom. The obvious problem with this idea is that it would very likely be shut down as soon as it begins. I decided to focus on the bathroom attendant aspect, figuring that we could last much longer in a secluded mens room....."