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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Dog Stuff



You Know You Are a Dog Person When...
  • You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
  • You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places
    around the house, but no babies.
  • You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there
    are nose-prints all over the inside.
  • You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your
    dog.

    Guilty as charged. Since today is our dog's birthday, I'll limit my post to dog related topics. No, we didn't buy any presents but we did get a cake; we told my brother-in-law that it was for him since he shares the same birthday, but I think he saw through that.

    A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”

    How Dogs and Men are the Same:
    Both take up too much space on the bed.
    Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
    Both mark their territory.
    Neither tells you what's bothering them.
    The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
    Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
    Neither does any dishes.
    Both fart shamelessly.
    Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
    Both like dominance games.
    Both are suspicious of the postman.
    Neither understands what you see in cats.

    Funniest Joke Told By A Dog
    • || JM, 9:06 PM

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