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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Assorted Silliness

4 out of 5 Dentists prefer fondling patients to sugarless gum
In a study conducted by NewsHax for the New England Journal of Dentistry, 4 out of 5 dentists in our national survey indicated a sharp preference for fondling semi-conscious patients over sugarless gum.

In a surprise second place finish, it turns out that more dentists actually prefer sugared gum to sugarless gum, and by a 5 to 1 margin. Says a spokseman for the National Dental Association, "Were you really surprised by any of this?"

Hot or Not: The Senate Version
Found this link on The Presurfer which I found pretty funny, eventhough I thought I had seen all the "Hot or Not" parodies before.

|| JM, 1:13 PM

1 Comments:

Mary from Knock - Great posts here today. Loved the part about how to survive the State of the Union and thanks for the reference. As per hot senators, I have a few I would like to torch right now, inlcuding one of my own. Now why don't they sell flame throwers at the supermarket?
Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:21 PM  

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