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Friday, January 14, 2005

X Files

McSweeneys: REJECTION LETTERS FROM XAVIER'S SCHOOL OF EXCEPTIONAL YOUTH
Dear Sarah "Fan Girl" Williams,

We regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a member of this year's class. Being able to recite, verbatim, the lines from every Orlando Bloom movie, while impressive, is not technically a superpower. Also, the fact that you are prohibited by law from coming within 10 miles of Orlando Bloom might limit our team's scope of service. Thank you for your interest in Xavier's School of Exceptional Youth.

Sincerely,
Professor X
|| JM, 10:05 AM

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