Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't
A few of these passed through my mind yesterday as a was having a two hour "conversation" with an irate lunatic:
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
And many, many more as well as
other work related humor.