Mr. Limpy
"Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses are limitless." From the folks who brought you
the fleshlight, so you know it's probably NSFW.....but I'd like to work there if it is! And in the same mode, here's a trend that we can only hope catches on....
Pornaoke!