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Saturday, November 13, 2004

The Wit & Wisdom Of Homer

Grabbing a picture of The Who as an embellishment to my comments on that link had me stumble on their picture as they were rendered on The Simpsons. I have to take a moment to reflect on the wit and wisdom of Homer Simpson:

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well...all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

God bless those pagans.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.


And for many more Simpsons moments, you really should visit Subtly Simpsons which has tons of the really witty moments from the show, broken down by category (Subtle Allusions, Sly Social Commentary, Wit, and Vocabulary) along with some explanations of the humor....in case you didn't get the joke....doh!
|| JM, 7:38 AM

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