"I know this will seem mean-spirited, and I'm sure the Leslie's are perfectly nice people, but I'm sorry. These people are none too bright.
They are precisely the people the Bush campaign built its reelection strategy on -- people who would put faith-based moral values above every other consideration when it came time to vote, including the war in Iraq, terrorism, the economy and, in the Leslies' case, a life that has been in financial peril since Sept. 11, 2001......."