John's Blog

Stocking Full Of Coal
"Know someone who's been more naughty than nice this year? Give 'em what they deserve -- stuff their holiday stocking with Coal Blackberry Bubble Gum! The outside of the box features phrases like "because you've been very bad" and "it's all you get" -- sure to send any guilty conscience into overdrive!"

Or if you are looking for a gift that has a bit more testosterone, this bit of bling bling many be more up your alley: Ballsies, the first line of jewelry that captures the essence of everyone's favorite baggy buddies. So you're a little shy, who cares? You don't need to get in everyone's face to show your strength. Wear your Ballsies low under your top and no one will ever suspect. But you'll know... You've got Ballsies!