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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Pun Stuff

Punliners
This may not support my contention that puns are funny, but some fun stuff nonetheless:
Q: Why doesn't Israel listen much to the U.S. anymore?
A: The last time they listened to a Bush, they wandered in the wilderness for 40 years.
When the homosexual noticed me staring, I averted my gays.
I need to purchase a barrel of translucent petroleum. That garbage I bought earlier was just too OPEC.
The New Orleans college student—who's father was a contractor—payed for her beads with roof flashing.
|| JM, 9:03 AM

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